Paro Dit — Senior SRC Member forced to reimburse SRC for chartered helicopter flight.

Words by Felix Eldridge

Artist impression of the events

A high-ranking Office Bearer of the SRC was today forced to reimburse the SRC several hundred dollars for chartering a helicopter flight from the Goodman Lawns to the Maths Lawns. In their official statement, the member stated that they thought it was justifiable to use student funds because ‘they were going to be late to class’ and couldn’t possibly traverse the distance between the two lawns in under 10 minutes. The SRC is likely to launch a full investigation next week.

Happy April Fools!