Paro Dit — Labor Right faceless people achieve affirmative action within powerbroker circles
Words by Felix Eldridge
Earlier this morning the Labor Club Executive met to formally appoint this year’s faceless people. This year, the Executive has reached the ‘50% faceless women target’ set the previous year. One faceless man stated after the meeting: “Yes, while we’ve had affirmative action for some time, this has never been extended to the faceless people on our executive. This decision means that we can prove that females are just as good factional powerbrokers as faceless men. We need to break down traditional gender stereotypes about faceless men and women. We now live in the age of genderless faceless people.”
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